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Saturday, July 13th, 2002
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Monday, February 11th, 2002
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Ok ive been looking for a flat for like 2 weeks now and theres NOTHING! usually when i look for a flat i find one within 2 days and we get it. But apparently this time of year is the worst time to be finding a place to rent :/ which is really annoying cuz this place is expensive and we need the money :/
oh well i guess ill keep looking :/
*sigh*
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Wednesday, January 30th, 2002
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1)
There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
2) The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?
3) A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
4) Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
5) What is the next 3 letters in this riddle?
o t t f f s s _ _ _
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ANSWERS:
1) The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
2) The answer: C and Y
3) He was born in the hostpital with the room number 1955. DOH! <--- lame i know :/
4) Bill said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any hockey game starts,the score is always 0-0.
5) e n t They represent the first letter when writing the numbers one thru ten.
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Tuesday, January 29th, 2002
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It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your
heart stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand (or
attempted to do so - apart from Bones ).
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
On average, a human being will spend two weeks kissing in their
lifetime.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
telephone call.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress
a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in yourhead or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force,they can pop out.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
already married.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on
them and photocopying their buttocks.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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Monday, January 28th, 2002
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so..... *thinks* i really have nothing to write that has nothing to do with bored.com.
*keeps thinking* "this old man he played one, he played nick nack on my bum with a nick nack paddy whack, give a dog a bone! this old man came rolling home"
RANDOM PICTURE :D! oOoOo the new series of simpsons start soon YAY!
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Sunday, January 27th, 2002
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hur daily confessions amuse me, actually almost anything amusese me! :D!
Pucker Up!
I confess that this morning, I saw my dog drinking from the slimy toilet, then let her into the bedroom so she could give my sleeping husband a face full of "good morning" slobbery kisses. Maybe some day he will learn to put down the toilet lid! : )
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The Return Of Last Night's Bean Dip
Last night my roommate and I ate a whole bowl of bean dip while watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But today I am paying for it and so are my coworkers.
So to all of those coworkers that rode up with me in the elevator this morning, I confess that the green cloud that filled the tiny space we were trapped in came from me.
And I also confess that I followed suit and held my finger under my nose and pretended that it wasn't me. I promise to keep the bean dip eating as a weekend endeavor ONLY from now on.
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Wife From Hell
I don't plan to get married anytime soon, but I know I will make the worst wife. I fully intend to put my job before my husband, (I plan to go into forensic science), And I will not have kids. I will be out partying in my spare time, I will look at every guy that walks past, (I cant help it, It?s just my nature) And I plan to make my husband buy me things, lots of things.
So, to the man that will eventually become my husband, I apologize in advance.
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Addict
I love new experiences so I seem to be stuck on the sexual kind. These days I am living in a foreign country away from my friends and family, I'm anonymous. Before I came here I thought that prostitution was degrading and exploiting (I still do and I suffer guilt after I indulge) but its in my face all the time!
Since I've been away I've indulged in prostitution about 5 times and homosexuality once (I am not gay. I really didn't enjoy it. I did it just for the experience) Sometimes I feel guilty but often I do not, and I'm always looking at women in an objectifying way.
Why can't I stop?
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She Just Wouldn't Wash Her Hands...
My girlfriend has a profound phobia of germs. This isn't a problem. I'm majoring in molecular biology and as a scientist I'm aware of how gross things look under a microscope, and what these gross things can do.
The idiosyncrasy here is that my girlfriend doesn't wash her hands after using the restroom. When I ask her about it she gets irritated, like I've offended her, or like I?m calling her a filthy pig. I'm not. I just don't want to hold hands with her if she didn't wash them after wiping. She didn't seem to understand.
Rather than make it seem like I was just an anal-retentive person, I thought I'd show her by example. I cultured two samples from her unwashed hands (one for #1, and one for #2), let them fester a few days, and brought her into the lab to check them out.
Let me just say - she is not a dirty person, but there were things in that culture you would not BELIEVE. It was really pretty disgusting. Even without the microscope it was BAD.
Now she acts like she's mad at me. Baby, I didn't mean to embarrass you! I just didn't want your human waste bacteria all over me.
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Someone Other Than My Fianc?e
My fianc?e and I were going through some tough times, and we decided to spend a month apart. So we started dating other people, and that?s when I lost my virginity to some random hottie whom I met at a dance.
After about a month of all night romps with this hottie I had met, my fianc?e decided that we should get back together. So now we are, and she asked me if I did anything with anyone while she and I were broken up. Naturally I lied.
I am confessing today because my conscience hurts and I don?t know what to do?
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3 Times
I confess that I do every thing three times daily.
I shower three times, and in each of those showers, I shampoo and condition my hair 3 times, I go pee an poo three times. I walk the dog, brush my teeth, brush my hair, change clothes, wash my face, wash the dishes, vacuum, and eat 3 meals and 3 snacks.
Every day, no more, no less. I do everything 3 times.
Talk Back Postings
1.)
Well...i'm sure the dog is pretty happy that it gets walked 3 times a day..but sounds a little odd. You might want to get that checked out becaues I'm sure doing things three times a day is very time consuming.
2.)
Well I sure hope you put on lotion three times a day too because you are sure gonna dry your skin out with those three showers a day.
3.)
You left out the part about what happens three times a day with your boyfriend.
4.)
If you are happy with your rituals then enjoy and keep scrubbing. It sounds like a compulsive disorder, but you seem happy with it, so have a blast and don't forget to floss!
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hur yeah yeah i know.
i think im addicted to bored.com, haha ~cares~ its so amusing. :D!
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Saturday, January 26th, 2002
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yeah ok so I was _that_ bored :/
but its actually quite amusing. Theres the lemonade game where you have a stall and you seel lemonade, simple but entertaining. OH!&^#$&^#&*$&^#$&^#% and theres the virtual bubble wrap, you just sit there for hours popping virtual bubble wrap! ITS ALL ABOUT THE VIRTUAL BUBBL WRAP BABY :D!
and uhm what else, oh yeah you can adopt a pet, like monkeys and horses and other animals. theres another one sorta the same called neo pets. They're these cute little weird looking magical creatures and stuff.
hrmm theres always, the one where britney spears is singing "oops i farted again" and she has all these flames comming out er ass, but yeah thats as lame as it sounds.the movie script one is pretty cool it has edward scissor hands that movie's so cool! shame they dotn ahve the labryinth :/
but there is "random" movie trivia questions!
yer anyways, in my opinion bored.com is pretty good, i mean i could spend all day pooping virtual bubble wrap, but then again im a weird person :D!
ciao
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Friday, January 25th, 2002
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*dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF *dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF
UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF *dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF *dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF.
haha woooooo!
im in such a hyper mood :D!
and this song rocks!
ima listen to it allllllllllllllllllllllll day, na djust laxx in the sun :D! UnF UnF UnF *dances*
oOoOoer im going to summer in the park tomorrow. ahhhh laxxing in the sun all day woo!
*dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF *dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF *dances* UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF UnF.
ok enough now *gone* *dances*
anyways back to dancing
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Thursday, January 24th, 2002
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man i havent written in here for so long.
BUT! i have a new song! and its so getting played at my funeral!
ATWA - System of a Down
i gots me the lyrics too :D!
Hey you, see me, pictures crazy,
All the world I've seen before me passing by,
I've got, nothing, to gain, to lose,
All the world I've seen before me passing by,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore.
Hey you, are me, not so pretty,
All the world I've seen before me passing by,
Silent my voice, I've got no choice
All the world I've seen before me passing by,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore
I don't see, anymore,
I don't hear, anymore,
I don't speak anymore,
I don't feel.
Hey you, see me, pictures crazy,
All the world I've seen before me passing by,
I've got, nothing, to gain, to lose,
All the world I've seen before me passing by,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore,
You don't care about how I feel,
I don't feel it anymore
I don't sleep, anymore,
I don't eat, anymore,
I don't live anymore,
I don't feel.
THIS SONG IS SO GREAT!
love it love it love it!
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Ok, so last night me and Brent were laying in bed, and i asked him how much he loved me. Of course he came up with some smart remarks but it wouldnt be him if he didn't :P
So i asked him again, and what he said was the most beautiful, and meaningful thing i have ever heard. "i love you as much as the universe" he said. It made me sooooo fucking happy i couldnt sleep, i just lay there smiling. I knew he loved me but i didnt know it was that much. Now i realise we're both madly in love with each other. I never been in a relationship where 'love' even came into it. Ive been with Brent for 8 months now, and i know we're going to be together for a very long time. I love him more than words can describe, my heart beats so fast every time im with him, being with him just makes me so happy and i couldnt ask for anything else.
Everytime i think of him saying "i love you as much as the universe" i cant wipe the grin off my face and my whole body tingles.
Baby i love you so much, and nothing could make me happier than being with you.
Baby i wrote this for you......
Love Survives
Time to share is always there
I peered through Life
Always avoiding strife
But now i am undone
My barriers broken
For one has found me
Reached in and unbound me
His love has formed a bond
And set music to my songs
His need for me
And mine for he
Has made my dreams come true
A new start
With hammering heart
We color the world with our dream
Nothing is as it did seem
The darkness and loneliness, undone
He is my rising sun.
I was more inclined by the smell of sweet roses and honey.
I dreampt of this moment for many a low tide.
Waiting, wanting, dreaming.
Could this be true?
All my love forever, Casey xxx
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Wednesday, January 23rd, 2002
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| Time: | 5:16 pm. |
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Consider this,
if you were in a situation that involved the lives of the two most important people in your life,
(say your mum/dad and your boyfriend/girlfriend) and you had to choose only one of those two people to save, who would you choose?
Difficult huh?
Well i came ot this conclusion.........
[to(shifto)] if i was in a life threatning situation, and you and mum were
involved and i could only save one of you i seriously dont know
who id choose.
[to(shifto)] and that just goes to show how important you are to me
[to(shifto)] and i really hope you know that
[to(shifto)] i couldnt live without my mum, and i couldnt live with out you
[to(shifto)] your my best friend your my baby and i love you so much
[to(shifto)] and if i was in that situation i just explained i dont think id
choose either of you, id give up my own life to save you both.
I care for them both so much. I've already lost my Dad, so i cant loose my Mum, and i love her so much.
I love my boyfriend beyond words, and he has been there for me no matter what, so i cant loose him.
So i'd give up my own life to save them both.
But...... (there's always a but)
The person who put me in this situation means nothing to me, so why cant I kill him and we all live happily ever after?
Why?.... Because this is life, life is not a fairy tale.
Well it sure is something to think about.
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Tuesday, January 22nd, 2002
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| Subject: | Poem |
| Time: | 12:34 pm. |
| Mood: |  devious. | | Music: | A.D.I.D.A.S - korn. |
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After a while
After a while you learn the difference between
holding a hand and chaining a soul,
And you learn that love doesnt mean leaning
and company doesnt mean security,
You begin to learn that kisses arent contracts and presants arent promises,
And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up, and your eyes open,
with the grace of an adult not the grief of a child,
And you learn to build all your roads on today,
because tomorrows ground,
is too uncertain for plans.
So plant your own garden, and decorate your own soul,
instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
And you learn that you really can do it,
that you really are the best you can be,
that you really are strong,
And you learn and you learn
with every goodbye you learn.
I had nothing to write today, so i just put a poem that i wrote for dad in. Today is excatly one month since his funeral.
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Monday, January 21st, 2002
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| Subject: | so bored |
| Time: | 12:56 pm. |
| Mood: |  bitchy. | | Music: | Mayonaise - The Smashing Pumpkins (dads song). |
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i feel so lazy i only got up like 15 minutes ago, and im in a bitchy mood cuz theres, no water for a shower, and just nothing to do. Its sunny but windy, and it sux, why cant there just be perfect days? cuz perfect doesnt exist. I wonder what we're doing today. Nothing prolly. I woke up at about 5:30 this morning after having that nightmare again, and then just lay there thinking. Do dreams have meanings? i doubt my one does, but do others? hrmm i might have to do some reading, cuz its one of those things that you think about and then you need to find the answer otherwise it'll bug you for ages.
Maybe thats what i'll do today, be and uber g33k and go get a book on dreams. It might be interesting ya never know. Then i can laxx out on the lawn with the blow up furniture, and read. on seconds thoughts maybe not that sounds so boring, and requires patience, and me being me the word patience does not enter my vocabulary. Im just not a patient person. Anyways no much else to say.
back tomorrow.
LOVE YOU BABY :D! XXX 
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Sunday, January 20th, 2002
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On the 22nd (2 more days) it will be exactly one month since dads funeral. Its still so hard to believe he's actually gone. I thought i was dealing with the whole thing, and i was actually starting to feel better, and accept the fact that he was gone, and then the nightmares started. I dream that me and dad are in the car just driving along and chatting as you do, and then he pulls over to the side of the road, sticks a vaccum cleaner pipe in the exhaust and then winds up the windows, and we die. I have that dream every fucking night, and it scares the shit outta me. I guess it's cuz thats the way dad died. But i have to admit to myself that he's better off, no more drugs, no more violence, no more suffering hes finally at peace. I miss him with every heart beat. Heh its quite odd, i hadnt had much to do with dad since i was living with him for about 6 months, 2 years ago. And when i moved back to mum's i didnt really miss dad, and i defiantly didnt miss the situations he put me in, But now that hes gone i miss everything about him. I just cant belive hes gone, i mean he's my dad, my dad that i'll always love no matter what. Sometimes i wish i had one last thing to say to him, i wish i could beg him to let me help him, i wish i could just hug him and talk to him. I would have done anything for my dad, and i know he never knew that. Thats the one thing i regret the most. I never told him that i loved him, and that i was proud of him despite all the drugs and stuff. I think knowing that your loved is the most important thing in this world, i really do.
Anyways enough of that is making me depressed.
this is the letter i wrote to dad, and read at his funeral.....
Dear Dad,
I know you were having alot of troubles, and maybe even felt like you werent loved. But i tell you this now, there are so many people out there that really do love and care about you and will miss you more than you realise.
I never quite thought it would come to this, never for a second did i think that at the age of only 17, i would be standing here saying my last goodbyes to you, my Dad, who i love so much.
We had so many great times together, the fishing trips, sailing out into the big wide ocean, our wonderful adventures on the farm.
you always seemed free on the farm, not a worry in the world, just the wide open peaceful green paddocks that surrounded you. i will treasure those memories for ever and i know you will too.
I just hope you are at peace and that you have found the real you again. The one who was always up for a new challenge, the risktaker, the excellent farmer, the loving and caring father, and most importantly the person that you wanted to be.
I love you Dad please dont ever doubt that. I will miss you with every heart beat.
I just want you to promise me one thing, promise me that you will never forget all your loved ones, because we will never forget you.
I love you Dad, I always have and that will never change. I wish our goodbyes could have been many years from now. But the most important thing is for you to know that you are loved and you will be missed.
You will be with me always
rest in peace
All my love, hugs, and kisses.
Its sad, but its exactly what i wanted to say. Didnt think i'd be able to read it at the funeral with out bursting into tears but i had to it was the last thing i could do for dad.
Anyways back tomorrow.
*hugs to maxx*
*loves to shifto my baby*
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Ok so i decided to write a journal, here i was thinking it'll be easy as pie. BUT noooooo i was wrong. Stupid god damn journal. I may as well be fucking blonde. hrmm should i continue trying to do this stupid thing or should i give up? may as well carry on doing, im bored as hell and theres nothing else to do.
*sigh*
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